Drink Wilkins Coffee

... or else a primitive, 1960's-era Kermit will have you shot in the fucking face.


Thanks to Another Damned Blogger, who found the clip here.



In other Muppet news: apparently there's a TV show called 30 Rockfeller Plaza, clearly a behind-the-scenes look at the NBC Television Network. Yeah, well, they stole their show idea from the Muppets. (Obviously, I found this at BHGP.)

I will use any excuse whatsoever to run this picture again.

Finally, in non-Muppet news: Does anyone else from Iowa read this here and NOT think of Johnny Gosch?